whenever someone says they’re “taken” i assume they’re waiting for liam neeson to save them
*walks up to straight couple* so which one of you is the knight and which one of you is the potion seller
So, I started from scratch. I made another, then another. And by the end of the semester, by box number five, I had built this thing. You should’ve seen it, it was insane. I mean, I built it out of Peruvian walnut with inlaid zebrawood. It was fitted with pegs, no screws. I sanded it for days until it was smooth as glass. And then I rubbed all the wood with tung oil, so it was rich and dark. It even smelled good. You know, you put your nose in it and breathed in… it was perfect.
There was a play that I did that I had to smoke a joint in the first scene.
cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
Rules: In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag [ten] friends, including me, so I’ll see your list.
weneedmorederek tagged me and I tag…. islytherin, highstakescandyland, julissaar, damianmcgintleman, rexuality, wankyzankie, lellastache, beauxbatonsacademy, znks, rnandagleek and EVERYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO DO IT BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF TUMBRL FRIENDS AND I DONT HAVE TIME TO TAG YOU ALL OK i love you
id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.
this post is making me rethink my life why
Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass
my blogging habits include not posting anything for three straight days and then reblogging 100 posts in less than an hour