hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

♥ 20921 — 8 hours ago on 28 Aug 2014 — via jpierrepontcriss (source)

eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats

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mostlycatsmostly:

(via ..Anja u. Matthias Pape)

mostlycatsmostly:

(via ..Anja u. Matthias Pape)

♥ 689 — 8 hours ago on 28 Aug 2014 — via floozys (source)

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

♥ 355907 — 8 hours ago on 28 Aug 2014 — via julissaar (source)
bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

♥ 503209 — 8 hours ago on 28 Aug 2014 — via julissaar (source)
♥ 14122 — 8 hours ago on 28 Aug 2014 — via dovahcroft (source)
100% proven zodiac analyses
♥ 34681 — 8 hours ago on 28 Aug 2014 — via dovahcroft (source)

whoisyourpaddy:

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

♥ 386206 — 8 hours ago on 28 Aug 2014 — via giraffecupcake (source)

communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

♥ 77649 — 8 hours ago on 28 Aug 2014 — via giraffecupcake (source)
Why don’t we talk about Airplane! on Tumblr?

nefertsukia:

throbbing-lung-fiber:

le-corbeau-fou:

bates—motel:

I mean come on

the whole movie is gold

It’s just one pun after another

The movie is completely random and it’s amazing

 

someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.

"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"

♥ 23652 — 8 hours ago on 28 Aug 2014 — via giraffecupcake (source)

killmiami:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

image

oh my god

♥ 144419 — 8 hours ago on 28 Aug 2014 — via lovealwayscolfer (source)

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

turn ons: common sense

♥ 193372 — 8 hours ago on 28 Aug 2014 — via damianmcgintleman (source)

artoftabby:

tastefullyoffensive:

[blaine gibson]

Laughed SO hard

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